Hellooo!

I’ve just survived another half term holiday, and I got a guitar! It’s an Epiphone Cherry SG (Click Here to see a photo) and it’s pretty epic, I’ve done some band practice, jammin’ n that. I’ve also had terrible luck. I ordered Pokemon Platinum for DS about a month ago, and it arrived and I played it. Turned out that if it was off for a few hours, all the save data would DISAPPEAR and you’d have to start again. So I got a refund and bought it somewhere else. And you know what they did?

They sent me Mario Kart.

I’ve already got it! I don’t need another copy! I didn’t even order it!! So I sent that back to, turns out it was a mistake, and now I have Pokemon Platinum. It freezes occasionally, but it hasn’t for a few days so I’ll probably keep it. It only cost me about 14 quid!

I’d better get on with my Fav Songs At The Moment section anyway, that’ll be gooooood. Here goes:

• The Captain by Biffy Clyro (mon the Biffy!)
• Careful by Paramore (probably my favourite from Brand New Eyes)
• Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups (the singer’s…a…man? Doesn’t sound like it XD)
• Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead
• The Exogenesis Symphony by Muse (I’ve gotta include all three parts – it’s just so amazing!)
• New Moon Rising by Wolfmother
• Crawl Back In by Dead By Sunrise
• Can’t Keep No Good Boy Down by The Parlor Mob
• East Jesus Nowhere by Green Day
• Simple Boy by Karnivool

There ya go! At this exact moment I’m listening to Instinct Blues by The White Stripes. My iTunes is on that iTunes DJ shuffle thing, with my Insane Playlist (all the coolest songs eva in one playlist)…before that it was I’m Sorry by Flyleaf, then Plug In Baby by Muse. MYYY PPLUUUGGG IINN BBAAAABBYY! *ahem*
By the way, my friend Tim (a.k.a. Madness) has made a new website, and it should be pretty cool. If you wanna check it out, just go to kwwebsite.wordpress.com and see what you think! Thanks!

Well enjoy ya life! See ya,

~Jakzar~

Hello everyone!

I haven’t posted here in a while…since Easter, in fact, and it’s almost August! Ah well. I guess I was enjoying life.

And just because I’m posting here now, it doesn’t mean I’ll post every single day to the end of eternity. I’m just here to do another one of my Fav Songs At The Moment things. On with it, then!

And no, It’s Been Awhile by Staind won’t be in the list. Although that would fit with the title. It’s a good song, that…

• Steady, As She Goes by The Raconteurs
• Meant To Live by Switchfoot
• Get On Your Boots by U2
• I’m Yours by Jason Mraz
• Helicopter by Bloc Party
• Don’t Trust Me by 3OH!3
• When You Were Young by The Killers
• 21 Guns by Green Day
• United States of Eurasia by Muse (this isn’t properly out yet, but from what I’ve heard of it it’s AWESOME)
• Chop Suey! by System Of A Down

Yeah. That’s it. You can leave now. I pwomise.

~Jakzar~

Yes, I’d like the Easter thanks, and possible a little Christmas as a side dish? Yup, that’s cool. Hm? Oh yes please, some Hanukoka-Cola too, that’s cool.

NOOO, of course I don’t mean “Easter Thanks” that way. I mean, I have some people to thank for keeping me going. OK, it probably sounds better now than it really is, but these people have helped me so I can make more posts and stuff. They haven’t even done much, just left good comments and stuff, but that’s nice. I haven’t got loads, but I have quite a few cool comments from certain people. Some have been left in the feedback section of the site, on my homepage. Yeah. Here are a few:

Wicedpen: “U ROCK BUT  CLUB PENGUIN DOESNT IT STINKS [ NO OFFENCE CP]“

Jason: “this is really cool !! Maybe organise to web page a bit better. Thanks”

And other comments from other people, especially a few from Yogipen, just being nice. I might sound big-headed, but wouldn’t anyone like comments like this? So I’d just like to thank all you people. Have some Kudos…whatever that means.

~Jakzar~

Wait, did I say Eaten Bolognese? Sorry, I meant to say Easter Holidays…my mistake. *ahem* Anyway, so yeah, it’s the Easter holidays! Has been for over a week now, WELL FOR ME ANYWAY MUHAHAHA Um, that was quite scary, please don’t ask what happened. Yupwesz (“yuwesz” is Swedish for “I hope you understand”).

So, I’ve had quite a lot of fun over the holidays. Been swimming, seen little kids (lots of ‘em, lol), went to church…um…I’ve woken up…I’ve fallen asleep…yeah. Oh, I remember now! I got two new albums recently, American Idiot by Green Day and The Open Door by Evanescence. Green Day are amazing, for want of a better word I’m “addicted” to their music at the moment. Not as much as Muse ‘n’ stuff though. Evanescence are awesome too, although they’re not that new to me as I got their debut album, Fallen, a while ago. That’s really good too.

It’s Easter Sunday today, remember, the day that Jesus came back to the life ‘n’ that. Or maybe you just like it for the eggs. I dunno! I’m going to church later, and I’m not one of the kids who eats all of his eggs before he’s even had breakfast. I saaavvve them. Kinda. Yupwesz.

And, of course, there’s one thing I CANNOT forget. It’s on 18th April…oh. Well, if you were one of my better fans you would know that it’s my birthday on 18th April.

…I know! I’m excited too. What, you’re not? *sniff* Lol anyway, I am excited, although I’m trying not to be too excited ‘cos then I’ll wake up at about 3 in the morning on the day. But I am looking forward to it. I’m not gonna have any kind of Club Penguin party this year, thankfully, because I don’t play it anymore. Anyway, no-one bothered to visit those parties, probably because I’m in England so it was awkward times. Is 8:30am too early for you guys? Well, it wouldn’t be bad for ME anyway. Lol.

I gotta go, see ya, and if you’re lucky I might blog here on my birthday. Probably not, I’ll be enjoying whatever I get for my birthday. (Please, Guitar Hero 4, come to my house…)

~Jakzar~

P.S. ‘Cos it’s Easter, how about I ask you ONE question: Do you like Creme Eggs? Simple question, just a yes or no. Or a maybe. Or a sort of. whatevz. Please reply! Do YOU like Creme Eggs?

Hi!

I’ve just made three new wallpapers, two music-related ones and the other with a nice Easter theme, because…well, ‘cos it’s Easter really. *looks at watch* Ooh, it is nearly Easter as well! Faaancy that! Y’know, yesterday I ran into this awfully nice bloke who was – oh sorry, I’m rambling like a chatty old woman again. I do that all the time. Yup. *nods head knowingly*

Anyway, so first up lets get the Easter wallpaper. Remember, all of my wallpapers are widescreen, ‘cos my monitor is, so if yours isn’t then too bad. Well, you could try and use it, and it might work OK, but I make them for myself mainly so they’re only here in case anyone does want them.

This wallpaper has loads of eggs in the background and something saying Happy Easter! in the middle. It’s simple, but works quite well. Just’a Click Here for the link! (I use links ‘cos they’re pretty big so take ages to upload here, plus you won’t see them that well here anyway)

Next up: a Muse wallpaper. The British space rockers are, and have been for some time, my favourite band (sorry Linkin Park, but you’re SECOND). You may not know them that well, but this image is their album Origin Of Symmetry, which is probably their best This image was pretty damn hard to make, as I had to copy the image twice. (the album isn’t rectangular, you know!) It took a bit of work, getting all the shadows to work with the other part, making it fit, getting the colours right etc. It’s probably my favourite one, so if you like Muse please give it a go! Click Here to see it!

And finally, my *third* favourite band, Paramore. This wallpaper took me about a minute to make, seriously. All I did was grab an image of Google Images and resized it a bit. That’s about it. Still, it’s pretty awesome, so please Click Here to see it, and maybe even use it if you’re a Paramore fan.

See ya then, have a great Easter (if you’re celebrating it…) and enjoy your life,

~Jakzar~

I know I did a Fasattum thingy just the post before, but I don’t really update this site much anyway so that’s cool. It’s probably quite different to whatever I’ve had before…I dunno. Should be! But here’s some of my favourite songs at the moment, anyway.

• New Born by Muse
• Sober by P!nk (I don’t usually like this kind of thing, but this song rules)
• Going Under by Evanescence
• Like Suicide by Seether (You’re listening to Seether? Isn’t that, like, suicide? Lol XD)
• Franklin by Paramore
• Use Somebody by Kings Of Leon
• Get It Faster by Jimmy Eat World
• You Found Me by The Fray
• The Fear by Lily Allen
• White Unicorn by Wolfmother
• And that’s it for today! Oh no, stupid bullet points..

And that’s it for today! I was gonna put two Evanescence songs there, the other one being the amaaaazing Bring Me To Life, but I had to have one of the songs on The Fray’s new album. I would have liked a bit of Weird Al Yankovic too, but you can’t have everything. Anyway, I listen to his music ‘cos it’s funny, not because it’s good music. Yeah, it is really good music, but that’s not the reason. Oh, and I haven’t gone off Linkin Park by the way. I admit that I don’t listen to ‘em much, but I still like ‘em. Although I probably like Muse more now.

~Jakzar~

12/04/09 edit: I look back at this now and think, “Wow, why did I choose some of THOSE songs?!” and it’s just over a month later. OK, well, it’s just two of them that I think were a strange choice…Franklin by Paramore and Going Under by Evanescence. I would definitely choose Bring Me To Life over Going Under, ‘cos although they’re both good, Bring Me To Life is better. And Franklin’s not amazing…it’s good, but when I did this I’m *sure* I would have chosen something like My Heart or Pressure (I got their first album around that time). Anyway, that’s enough rant, see ya’ll another time!

New just in! The guy who did every single post on this site is not the real Jakzar! Also, the guy on Club Penguin/Runescape called Jakzar is not the real one! However, not to worry, as I’m the real one.

*ahem* Yeah, anyway, whatever. Got another “Favourite Songs At The Moment”, so…yeah. I’ve said enough!

• Helena by My Chemical Romance
• Mad As Rabbits by Panic! At The Disco (the exclamation mark lives on in my eyes!)
• Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana
• Citizen Erased by Muse
• Decode by Paramore
• Time Is Running Out by Muse (sorry, I’ve got to have two Muse songs though)
• We Made It by Busta Rhymes ft. Linkin Park
• How You Remind Me by Nickelback
• Into The Night by Santana ft. Chad Kroeger
• Points of Authority by Linkin Park

Yeah, I know some bands have two songs there, but We Made It has Busta Rhymes (gonna bust some rhymes, are we?) in it too, and Into The Night isn’t actually Nickelback, it’s just the singer and some random guitarist. And the two Muse songs? Well, they’re amazing so they’re allowed it. OK. Buh-bye now.

~Jakzar~

Hi There! Jakzar here!

No, don’t worry, I haven’t been crowned as King. I’ve made a new blog with my friend Kingherptile called King Jakzar! See what I did there…anyway, we both update it, and it’s incredibly random. Most of it doesn’t make sense. Umm, so yeah, you should check out this blog. It’s awesome! My friend and I will update it regularly (probably more than this site), so please see what it’s like! Oh, yeah, a link. Right. Click Here to see it! It rules…in a crazy random way. Yeah. Well, that’s all I’ve got to say, so until next time, see ya! (Did that make sense? I don’t think it did…think about it. “Until next time, see ya!” I can’t see you before the next time I see you, because that would – oh, whatever.)

~Jakzar~

Um, hi.

I’m gonna try not to be random, but if I have to be, I will. I won’t have to be. Basically, I’ve made another wallpaper. You know  I made that Linkin Park one and the Nintendo one? Well, yeah, this is a holiday-themed one, with a blue/white background and red/green text saying “Merry Christmas!”. I think it’s quite nice. Just so you know, I made it completely from scratch, so I didn’t use any images from the internet or anything. I just used Adobe Photoshop. If you want to know how I did it, it’s not really that complicated, I just used the Elliptical Marquee Tool to make the hills, the Polygonal Lasso Tool to create the trees and the snowflake pen to make the…well, the snowflakes. I used gradients and edited the opacity a bit too, but thats about it for the background. Anyway, yeah, so, um…here it is! Oh, right, yeah, so Click Here to see it. Bye then!

~Jakzar~

P.S. I don’t think I was that random! Not too random, anyway…y’aint seen nothin’ yet!

Hi!

I don’t update this site much any more, but here’s one of the few things I do – post my Youtube vids. This one is a Club Penguin spoof, and although it is quite long you don’t need to see it all to get the idea. Well, you need to see most of it. Anyway, it’s basically just taking the mick out of some of my older videos (especially the Jakzar Kyle Show). If you watched some of them, you will know what I mean. Most of my old videos about Club Penguin are pretty bad, so this is where it all goes wrong. Just watch it! It will might won’t make you laugh isn’t that funny, but still watch it, ‘cos it’s sort of funny. Not LOL type funny, just random. Honestly, it’s much better if you know the style of my older videos though. You don’t have to have seen all of them, just a bit. I duno. Anyway, watch this!

There! That’s it! Nothing more to say! Goodbye!

~Jakzar~