Hi There!

Have you been on Ikariam? If not, do so now! It’s free (there is a membership option, but don’t bother with it), easy and awesome! At first it might seem a bit boring and strange, but trust me, it’s fun. Click Here to go to the main site! I’m on the .org site, on the World My, although I also have a World Alpha and a .com World Alpha. I’m called Jakzar, my co-ordinates are 62:45 (for my main town, Jakonis), and I have an alliance called the Twyforlians (TWY). Click Here to go to my Twyforlian Alliance site!

So, what is Ikariam, you may ask (if you don’t know that is)? Well, it’s a game set in Greek times where you own a civilisation. You can build loads of stuff in your town, pillage other places, trade, make alliances, found colonies and loads more! Just try it. Please. No, really. Honestly! Oh, come on. My CP friends Nattynoodle, Chrissynator, Oor Yaya and the like have all joined too!

Well, that’s all for now! Until then,

Waddle On!

Hiya!

So . . . I don’t still do the “Updated Every Friday!” thing. And I haven’t made the type of website that you read because you can’t be bothered to go on Club Penguin and find the secret items for yourself. This website is here so you can sit down and have a laugh. You know, just enjoy reading it. Yeah, it’s still about Club Penguin, and I will tell you about it, but it’ll be more exciting than that. It’ll be . . . well . . . I dunno! It’ll be awwweeesssooommmee! Basically.

On Paintboy100’s site (soz about this, Paintboy100 and Antras), all he ever did was stick the secrets on and tell you what was up. Sure, he had some funny pics, but doesn’t everyone? It was helpful, sure, but boring! And how about Watex? He brought Paintboy’s idea one step further, with a helpful site which was kinda fun too. Well, this site gets rid of the “Here’s the cheats, bye” bit, and that means more of the awwweeesssooommmeness!

My point is . . . well . . . enjoy!

Until then,
Waddle On!

Hello!

You know that CP is getting loads of new features? Well, I’m gonna do the same sort of thing for my site. For my first update, I’m introducing special awards! You can earn the awards by doing the things that it says below. Still, that doesn’t mean you’ll always get an award. If you do, then you will find out either through a post or a comment.

• Keeper of the Flame: you can earn this by spreading word about my site!

• Penguin of the Post: you can earn this by doing something helpful for me, Club Penguin etc. There will be one in most posts, so good luck!

• Huge Fan: do something really, really cool for my site to earn this amazing award!

• Model Penguin: Have an awesome costume on CP to receive this!

That’s all for now! More may come soon!

Until then, Waddle On!

Hi!

There’s a lot of new stuff on the island that is Club Penguin! Well, for a start, there’s Rockhopper! If you’ve been waiting for me to return, then don’t worry! I’m still my ever-so-slightly humorous old self!

So, yeah . . . Rockhopper. He’s back, but he’s cheaply ripped us off by bringing back not one, not two but three older items for us. Still, there are two clothing items for members, although I don’t think I’ll buy ‘em. I only have 15 coins for goodness sake! I’ve been away for too long. My penguin has probably had to buy all of his food without earning any money . . . sad that. ANYWAY . . . here’s a picture of Rockhopper’s Rare Items:

Like the subtle (well, maybe not that subtle) effects on the edges and the centre? No? Oh . . . sorry.

I notice that the Captain’s quarters are still as full as ever . . . ah well.

So . . . there’s a new Sports Catalog! Just some random Soccer Boots or something like that that make you kick a ball. Which looks all right, really.

And, um . . . a new mission or two. Possibly three. I dunno, but I’m going to do them now. So, um, bye.

Oh, by the way - this post was dedicated to Kaderkid, who was the first person to comment on my site since I got back. Thanks!

Waddle On!

That’s right, Penguinites! I’m BACK!!!

I quit CP for three reasons:

1. I won’t really be able to update when I go to high school, with all my homework and stuff.
2. Runescape had managed to pull me in! It’s addictive, but boring after a while if you’re not a member.
3. I’d got a little bored of CP. Don’t worry, a break does us good!

So, basically, I’ve returned! If you read this post, please leave your views about it.

I’ve been dying to say this in aaaaages . . .

Waddle On!

Hi!

I’m so sorry about this, but . . . well, it had to come one day, but I’m quitting my site. I won’t delete it, ‘cos it’s still got loads of cool stuff on it (the JSA Missions, Videos, etc.), but I probably won’t post anymore. Still, if you stay faithful to my site for a long time, there might just come the day when I post again. We’ll see!

Don’t worry, I haven’t died or anything, I’ve just . . . let’s say I’ve grown out of Club Penguin. It’s still cool, but I find - dare I even say it? - Runescape better. Goodbye!

Oh, and by the way - The Mammoth event has been cancelled. Sorry! I’ve moved on . . . if you go on Club Penguin, then maybe you will too someday. Maybe you already have . . !

This is sad, people, really sad. But I can’t force myself to go on Club Penguin if I’d rather not . . .

Update: If you look on my sidebar, you will see that I was going to have a site makeover at 200,000 hits. Well, I might as well do that now, so you should see that soon!

. . . Waddle On?

Hello!

There’s a whole load of new stuff for all of you penguins! Sorry that I didn’t update earlier in the week, it’s just, well . . . Runescape can be very addictive! Ok, I’m sorry I betrayed you all, but hey! At least I kept my guarantee of always posting on a Friday!

Anyway, onto the news. And talking of news, there’s a new newspaper! Just . . . um . . . we seem to have a problem! Go on CP to view it . . . sorry!

There’s a new mission coming out! It’s Mission 7! W00t! Go, Gary the Gadget Guy! Ahem, enough of that now. Here’s a - wait a minute! Images aren’t working! Oh well, you might as well just Click Here to see the Club Penguin blog for the news at the moment . . . I’ll return when my computer’s running faster! Sorry, this doesn’t usually happen . . . ah well.

Until then . . . (which is when I’ll have the images)

Waddle On!

Hi There!

Well, as always there’s a new newspaper, so Click Here to see it without logging in! There’s gonna be a different puzzle each week now, and this time it’s a word search! I would show you the answers, but it doesn’t really give me time, as this comes up:

Club Penguin are bringing out a new homepage! Check a sneak peek of it below. It will have all the artwork and fun stuff on the main page, and I think it will be wicked! Click the image to read more:

According to the events page of the news, there is gonna be an Aqua Grabber update on Monday! I wonder if there will be more items to get for Rockhopper . . . and speaking of Rockhopper, his ship, the Migrator, is nearly done:

And finally, the new catalog! There are tons of ties, which I will show you a picture of, but first, you can Click Here to read it!

Ok, anyway, onto the ties. There are six ties, two new (Mullet and Smiley), three old (Green, Black and Stripey) and one secret one which is also new (Cheesy Tie). To get the cheesy tie, click on the penguin’s teeth. Here’s a pic:

I have highlighted the bit to click on with a little rainbow dot. Lolz . . .

So, that’s all for now! Until then,

Waddle On!

Hi!

I’ve finally done it! I’ve discovered how to become a ninja! W00t! If you want to become one too, then find out by clicking the ninja below!

Try and get 100 comments on this post!

Waddle On!

Hi!

Oh . . . my . . . GOSH. This party is amazing! I’m not joking. Trust me, you have to see it! Basically every room is decorated! I’m not gonna post all the pictures, so go on CP and look at it! The Sport Shop has the colours inverted, the Iceberg is a photo of a dish of ice, you can run really fast on the dock, The Mine Shack is a join the dots puzzle . . . WOW!

If you go upstairs in the Night Club (which is all pixely), Astro Barrier and Thin Ice have been knocked over and there’s a new one in between them both. You wanna know what that one is? It’s . . . THINICETROBARRIER! It’s Astro Barrier with a Black Puffle as the rocket! The cheats still work. Here’s a pic:

To get the pin, join the dots at the Mine Shack and then click on the pin when it appears. Oh, and the Swirly Glasses are at the Cove and the Red Propeller Cap (not green - ah well!) is at Ski Village. I wish they hadn’t brought back the Red Propeller Cap; now my rarest item is the Pink Bunny Hood!

Like I said earlier (and so did Watex), this is an amazing party, and it is definitely worth looking around all the rooms. I was totally wowed that CP could do something this good.

And if you thought that was the end of the madness . . . go on the test servers! Everyone is a Green Puffle! It’s soooooooo cool and soooooooo hilarious! Try wearing boots and it looks even funnier. You can dance, wave, sit, sleep and loads more! If you don’t have a test penguin, go to This Place and create one! Try throwing a snowball . . . you can do loads of funny stuff! It’s weird though, ‘cos your clothes hover like a penguin is there. Anyway, check it out!

Ok, that’s probably it, so . . .

Waddle On!